“Amanda the big deel” by Ben Connors
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow that’s ridiculous…fucking word…persuasive paper…hmmm….this is tougher than I thought itd be…I wonder what I should write about…………balls!…nooo that’s prolly not a good idea…but I do like balls…it’s a funny word…mrar mrar mrar my name is Amanda deel pathos ethos logos, mrarm ramrmr armram….yeah….anyway….where was i? oh yeah that’s right, balls….anyway I kinda miss dylans balls, but theres this new guy, seth I think his name is, idk I was SUPER drunk when I wrote his number on my arm…but anyway I bet he has balls. So what could go wrong? Lol this paper is ridiculous. Getting it done befffore noon, even though this roguishly handsome young man is typing it…so im not REALLY doing it, I miss DOING IT ya know what im saying? It’s a fancy keyboard..feels good on my fingers…what? Its sincerity in its finest hour. Oh that’s right, I supposed to be writing a paper, a persuasive one…hmm….what shouldi argue about? BALLS! Right that’s where I left off, big ones…those are my favorite hahah…. What to do what to do…mr york has a large water bottle, large AND IN CHARGE! Yayay know what im saying? Large and in CHARGE lol making progressssss…well not really seeing as, HOPEFULLY this paper will never see the light of day. But If it does I hope that myself, Amanda Margaret mae price deel, will thoroughly enjoy it for all of its comedic value. Cos it is just chalk full OF IT! Oooh close she says, yeah right, like she can really believe that this is for real…whoa I feel a song coming on… THIS IS FOR REAL, THIS TIME I MEAN IT, IM COMING CLEAN I CANT LET GOOO I said from the start that you can take it or leave it –ooops…drawing a blank…anyway that song is called “ this is for real” by Motion City soundtrack…you should totally look it up.
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