Blah blah blah...
May 03
I am attracted to boys’ smiles.
Apr 27

nickythom:
Perspective.
(via erichalvorsen)

(Source: where-the-heart-is)
Apr 16
I’m looking at food on tumblr.
Yum.
I’m hungry.
It’s only 10 P.M..
My dad made fajitas.
I didn’t eat supper.
..Be right back.

(Source: where-the-heart-is)
Awkward Facebook Chats (complete with commentary)
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This just happened...
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Guy:
Who is this lol?
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[How the hell am I supposed to answer that? My name is right there.]
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Me:
Uhhh.. Amanda [I'm blocking last names even though no one will read this nor will they care]? Haha idk how to answer that.
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Guy:
Lol do I know u?
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Me:
Well no but you know Dylan right?
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Guy:
Ya he is my cuz
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Me:
yeah that's what I thought. I was his girlfriend. Soo that's why we're facebook friends.
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Guy:
O ok ic ic
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[Ok well I don't want to be mean here so I'll reply... but in a way that can end conversation. yeah.]
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Me:
Haha yeahhh.
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Guy:
Well what's up
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[What the hell? He was just asking who I was. Now he want's to have a normal conversation like he knows who I am? I'm going to be nice.]
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Me:
Haha nothingg you?
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Guy:
Chillen
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[Sweet. One word response. Well I clearly cannot end conversation on that note unless I want to look like a jerk..]
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Me:
I seee. Soo where are you from?
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Guy:
[town] just text me [number]
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[OMG NO. So weird. I don't know why he would want to continue talking to me. Must be super bored. I am not texting him. I feel like such a jerk... But it's probably alright this time.]
Apr 14

(Source: where-the-heart-is)
Love is the cruelest emotion ever to exist.
I hate love.
Apr 10
I finally understand the appeal of iPads after witnessing a guy use one to wipe muffin crumbs off his face.
:p
(Source: douglenox)
Apr 09
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